2/4/13

Although not as limber as she once was, Domineenia would happily heed the call of her townsfolk whenever she was honored with playing lead in their annual Grindleswine Cheese Dance of Love, a ritual of intricate gymnastic movements skillfully performed at dusk on the sixth Tuesday of March, while precariously perched naked atop the Double Decker burger of the local Bob's Big Boy sign.