5/16/11

Certain that this year's judging was fixed as it had been back in The Great Grammar Clamor of 1936, Lois let forth a fierce cry of rage during the third round of Geborgen's Annual Essay Relay - and was automatically disqualified as a finalist - when she failed to catch both the improperly conjugated verb and the misplaced, demonstrative pronoun within the alloted fifteen-second timeframe.